7 Kids You See at the Playground
Jul 04, 2019
Summer is here! That means it's time to take the kids to the park. And that means you're going to run into THOSE kids on the playground. Which kids? These:1. The Kid Who Goes Up the Slide the WroRead More »
Searching for Perfection (In a Box of Macaroni and Cheese)
May 02, 2019
Nobody's perfect. Not even me.Over the years I've made a lot of macaroni and cheese. You're probably thinking, "Hey, we've all made lots of macaroni and cheese." But what I'm telling you is I'veRead More »
We Are Not a Perfect Family
Apr 02, 2019
We have a perfect family. We have four cute kids. They are very well-behaved. They get good grades on their report cards. They are quiet and polite in church. They are always smiling and happy. TRead More »
Parents Aren't Allowed to Take Sick Days
Mar 07, 2019
By Joe Capell Parents aren't allowed to have sick days.Parents can't just call in and say, "Sorry, I'm not feeling well so I'm not going to be able to parent today." You can't say, "Sorry kids, IRead More »
Daddy, Are You a Pirate?
Oct 04, 2018
It really should go without saying, but I'm going to say it anyway: Parents shouldn't use curse words in front of their children.It's basic common sense. If you don't want your kids to swear likeRead More »
How did we survive without our phones?
Sep 06, 2018
By Joe CapellThe other day I did something unbelievably amazing. I wandered into the bathroom and sat down on the toilet before I realized: I DIDN'T HAVE MY PHONE WITH ME! Yes, that's right, I acRead More »
Splash pads or sprinklers?
Jul 05, 2018
[WARNING: Here comes an old man rant!]These kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day, if it was hot, do you know what we could do? Sweat. We could sweat. Maybe we could find some shade under a tRead More »
The Funny-ish Files: These Are My Problems....
Jun 07, 2018
These are my problems:The ice-maker on the refrigerator spat out an extra ice cube when I wasn't looking, so there was a cold, wet spot on the kitchen floor that I stepped in with my bare feet.ThRead More »
Where Is the Mother's Day Parade?
May 03, 2018
So, when are they having the Mother's Day Parade?Here in America, we'll throw a parade for just about any holiday. There's the Rose Bowl Parade on New Year's Day. There's the Macey's ThanksgivingRead More »