Springville: 50°FGetting Ready for Summer Vacation
One of the best things about having the kids off for summer vacation is…going on an actual summer vacation! So many great memories can be…
Author: Joseph Capell
Joe Capell is a husband and the father of four children. When not herding the kids or working, he enjoys writing funny-ish things for the amusement of others. He’s also fond of naps and eating ice cream with his wife.
Who Touched My Gas Station Hot Dog?
Every time you go inside at the gas station you see them. They are rotating in their display case. They’ve been cooked (probably), or at…
Have I Become My Mother?
I love my mother. She’s a wonderful woman. She brought me into the world. She taught me not to talk with my mouth full, not…
13 Reasons Why America Is Great
Some people want to “make America great again.” Sounds good, but I think there are lots and lots of reasons why America is ALREADY great!…
I Just Want to Wash My Hair
I’m a guy. I’m not bald. (Yet.) And so, occasionally, I wash my hair. This USED to be a fairly simple process: 1) go to…
Every Other Driver Is an Idiot
Have you ever noticed that every other driver is an idiot? There are a lot of drivers out there on our roads, but none of…
Why? Because We Have Kids
Why are there footprints on our wall? Because we have kids. Why do I have to pick up sidewalk chalk from the middle of our…
Twas the Day After Christmas
‘Twas the day after Christmas, and all through the house, All the garbage was strewn on the floor and the couch; The stockings, once hung…
Bedtime Is Like a Game of Whack-a-Mole
The other night I was getting our kids ready for bed when the game “Whack-a-Mole” came to my mind. (“Whack-a-Mole” is an arcade game featuring…
I Have a Theory (Or Two or Three)
We’ve all heard of Murphy’s Law. It states that “whatever can go wrong will go wrong.” I’ve never really believed it much–it seems too pessimistic…