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Joseph Capell

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Joe Capell is a husband and the father of four children. When not herding the kids or working, he enjoys writing funny-ish things for the amusement of others. He’s also fond of naps and eating ice cream with his wife.
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5 common New Year’s resolutions and why we don’t keep them

By Joe Capell Why do so many New Year's resolutions fail? The reasons vary. Here are five common resolutions, and some reasons why they don't succeed:1. I'm going to eat healthier. Eating healthi

Let’s Give the Nod to Eggnog!

By Joe Capell There are two kinds of people: those who love eggnog, and those who are wrong.What exactly is eggnog, anyway? Is it milk? Is it eggs? Is it a milkshake? Is it dessert? Is it a drink

In Defense of Pineapple On Pizza

Pizza is delicious! It's one thing almost everyone can agree on. It's the do-it-all meal featuring bread, sauce, cheese, meat (usually), veggies (sometimes), and even fruit (occasionally.)Yes, I

Daddy, Are You a Pirate?

It really should go without saying, but I'm going to say it anyway: Parents shouldn't use curse words in front of their children.It's basic common sense. If you don't want your kids to swear like

How did we survive without our phones?

By Joe CapellThe other day I did something unbelievably amazing. I wandered into the bathroom and sat down on the toilet before I realized: I DIDN'T HAVE MY PHONE WITH ME! Yes, that's right, I ac

Cash or Credit Card?

By Joe CapellI like cash. Don't we all? (And I'm not talking about Johnny Cash. Although I can't help but sing along anytime I hear "Ring of Fire.") I like the look and feel of dollar bills in my

Splash pads or sprinklers?

[WARNING: Here comes an old man rant!]These kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day, if it was hot, do you know what we could do? Sweat. We could sweat. Maybe we could find some shade under a t

The Funny-ish Files: These Are My Problems….

These are my problems:The ice-maker on the refrigerator spat out an extra ice cube when I wasn't looking, so there was a cold, wet spot on the kitchen floor that I stepped in with my bare feet.Th

Take a Number, Darling

By Ed & Janice HelmickThis is a hilariously funny production by the Springville Playhouse. The play was written by Jack Sharkey and directed by local actor Dave Chapa. The plot is about conce

Where Is the Mother’s Day Parade?

So, when are they having the Mother's Day Parade?Here in America, we'll throw a parade for just about any holiday. There's the Rose Bowl Parade on New Year's Day. There's the Macey's Thanksgiving
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