Springville: 84°FDaddy, Are You a Pirate?
It really should go without saying, but I’m going to say it anyway: Parents shouldn’t use curse words in front of their children.It’s basic common sense. If you don’t want your kids to swear like
Author: Joseph Capell
Joe Capell is a husband and the father of four children. When not herding the kids or working, he enjoys writing funny-ish things for the amusement of others. He’s also fond of naps and eating ice cream with his wife.
How did we survive without our phones?
By Joe CapellThe other day I did something unbelievably amazing. I wandered into the bathroom and sat down on the toilet before I realized: I DIDN’T HAVE MY PHONE WITH ME! Yes, that’s right, I ac
Cash or Credit Card?
By Joe CapellI like cash. Don’t we all? (And I’m not talking about Johnny Cash. Although I can’t help but sing along anytime I hear “Ring of Fire.”) I like the look and feel of dollar bills in my
Splash pads or sprinklers?
[WARNING: Here comes an old man rant!]These kids today are so spoiled. Back in my day, if it was hot, do you know what we could do? Sweat. We could sweat. Maybe we could find some shade under a t
The Funny-ish Files: These Are My Problems….
These are my problems:The ice-maker on the refrigerator spat out an extra ice cube when I wasn’t looking, so there was a cold, wet spot on the kitchen floor that I stepped in with my bare feet.Th
Take a Number, Darling
By Ed & Janice HelmickThis is a hilariously funny production by the Springville Playhouse. The play was written by Jack Sharkey and directed by local actor Dave Chapa. The plot is about conce
Where Is the Mother’s Day Parade?
So, when are they having the Mother’s Day Parade?Here in America, we’ll throw a parade for just about any holiday. There’s the Rose Bowl Parade on New Year’s Day. There’s the Macey’s Thanksgiving
What’s the Difference Between a Dad Joke and a Funny Joke?
People say “Dad jokes” like it’s a bad thing. Personally, I don’t see any difference between “Dad jokes” and “funny jokes.” (Maybe that’s because I’m a dad.)The other day I was in the kitchen by
The Funny-ish Files: Beware The Sound of Silence!
By Joe CapellChildren make a lot of noise. They make sad noises when they cry. They make annoying noises when they argue with each other. They make happy sounds when they are playing. They make g
The Laundry Is Never Done
So, you are finished with the laundry? Good for you. But, are you naked? Unless you are naked, you are not REALLY finished with the laundry, because the clothes you are wearing need to be washed.