Joseph Capell

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Joe Capell is a husband and the father of four children. When not herding the kids or working, he enjoys writing funny-ish things for the amusement of others. He’s also fond of naps and eating ice cream with his wife.

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Life as a Fashion Consultant isn’t Easy

Joseph Capell - July 11, 2020 0

I have two daughters, ages 12 and 5. Their Mom keeps them well-supplied with nice, cute, clothes. When they...

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Social Distancing or Social Awkwardness

Joseph Capell - July 6, 2020 0

Social distancing shouldn’t be that hard for me. Why? Because there’s not much difference between social distancing and being socially awkward, and...

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Things I’ve Missed in Quarantine

Joseph Capell - May 7, 2020 0

I’ve missed restaurants. Don’t get me wrong, I love my wife’s cooking. Heck, I don’t even mind my own cooking. But, there’s something about being able to go someplace and letting other

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Staying Social While ‘Social Distancing’

Joseph Capell - April 9, 2020 0

A month ago, I had never heard of the term “social distancing.” Now, it’s a way of life.

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Funnyish-Fun for Kids can be Hard Work

Joseph Capell - March 16, 2020 0

Kids just want to have fun. But, before kids can have fun, adults usually have to put in a lot of work.

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If we’re going to make this work, Happy New Year has to be more than a wish

Joseph Capell - January 4, 2020 0

How many people wished you a ‘Happy New Year?’ Do you think they are wishing you to be happy just on New Year’s Day, or are they wishing that you be happy for the whole year?

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7 Kids You See at the Playground

Joseph Capell - July 4, 2019 0

Summer is here! That means it's time to take the kids to the park. And that means you're going to run into THOSE kids on the playground. Which kids? These:1. The Kid Who Goes Up the Slide the Wro

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Searching for Perfection (In a Box of Macaroni and Cheese)

Joseph Capell - May 2, 2019 0

Nobody's perfect. Not even me.Over the years I've made a lot of macaroni and cheese. You're probably thinking, "Hey, we've all made lots of macaroni and cheese." But what I'm telling you is I've

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We Are Not a Perfect Family

Joseph Capell - April 2, 2019 0

We have a perfect family. We have four cute kids. They are very well-behaved. They get good grades on their report cards. They are quiet and polite in church. They are always smiling and happy. T

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Parents Aren’t Allowed to Take Sick Days

Joseph Capell - March 7, 2019 0

By Joe Capell Parents aren't allowed to have sick days.Parents can't just call in and say, "Sorry, I'm not feeling well so I'm not going to be able to parent today." You can't say, "Sorry kids, I

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