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Joseph Capell

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Joe Capell is a husband and the father of four children. When not herding the kids or working, he enjoys writing funny-ish things for the amusement of others. He’s also fond of naps and eating ice cream with his wife.

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When Fatherhood Becomes About ‘So Many Diapers!’

Joseph Capell - October 12, 2020 0

Times have changed. According to my Mom, my Dad changed fewer than a dozen diapers while they were married....

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Macey’s celebrates grand opening in Santaquin

Joseph Capell - October 12, 2020 0

After decades of wishes and rumors, Santaquin finally has a grocery store. Macey’s held an official grand opening ceremony...

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Daddy, Where are my Shoes?

Joseph Capell - September 2, 2020 0

Over the past twelve months I have spent approximately 38 percent of my waking hours looking for...

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Who Was That Handsome Masked Man?

Joseph Capell - August 11, 2020 0

There was a time, not so long ago, when if someone walked into a store wearing a mask, everyone would get nervous.

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Life as a Fashion Consultant isn’t Easy

Joseph Capell - July 11, 2020 0

I have two daughters, ages 12 and 5. Their Mom keeps them well-supplied with nice, cute, clothes. When they...

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Social Distancing or Social Awkwardness

Joseph Capell - July 6, 2020 0

Social distancing shouldn’t be that hard for me. Why? Because there’s not much difference between social distancing and being socially awkward, and...

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Things I’ve Missed in Quarantine

Joseph Capell - May 7, 2020 0

I’ve missed restaurants. Don’t get me wrong, I love my wife’s cooking. Heck, I don’t even mind my own cooking. But, there’s something about being able to go someplace and letting other

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Staying Social While ‘Social Distancing’

Joseph Capell - April 9, 2020 0

A month ago, I had never heard of the term “social distancing.” Now, it’s a way of life.

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Funnyish-Fun for Kids can be Hard Work

Joseph Capell - March 16, 2020 0

Kids just want to have fun. But, before kids can have fun, adults usually have to put in a lot of work.

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If we’re going to make this work, Happy New Year has to be more than a wish

Joseph Capell - January 4, 2020 0

How many people wished you a ‘Happy New Year?’ Do you think they are wishing you to be happy just on New Year’s Day, or are they wishing that you be happy for the whole year?

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